Explicitly Ambiguous

Of course it’s because we’re racists and rubes.

But what we really don’t like are liberals.

These days Oklahoma Democrats dread running for local office in presidential election years, for fear of being associated with liberal nominees at the top of the ticket.

I’m sure it’s confusing for Democrats in other areas of the country to hear this but there are more Democrats in Oklahoma than Republicans. Republicans here gained control of the state legislature for the first time in a century.

None of our counties went for Obama even though our “wonderful” Governor Brad Henry endorsed him.

Personally I hope Henry’s ass gets kicked out next time he’s up for re-election because of the way he handled the situation with my husband’s previous employer. Hey he’s a DEMOCRAT and my husband’s employer is now sending jobs overseas and over 300 people here are unemployed.

Nice work dumbass.

Oklahoma is a nice place to live, and will be even better after we get rid of Henry, so if you’re living in a liberal Democrat hellhole come on out here. People here would cut off their arm to help you if you need help and we have weather that’s not too bad (sunny, rain, bit of snow) and we’ll even teach you how to hide from tornadoes.