Explicitly Ambiguous

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. they happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks. ”What are these, Dad?

To which the man matter-of-factly replies, “Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex.

”Oh I see,” replied the boy.

”Yes, I’ve heard of safe sex in health class at School”

He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, “Why are there 3 in this package?”

The dad replies, “Those are for high schoolboys, one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday.”

”Cool” says the boy.

He notices a 6 pack and asks, “Then who are these for?”

”Those are for college men,” the dad answers, “TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday.”

”WOW!” exclaimed the boy, “then who uses THESE?” he asks picking up a 12 pack.

With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied,

”Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March…”

This is of interest to me because I love to fish. The animal freaks have won another victory. Good god it’s a damned good thing none of them ever went fishing with me.

I used worms and cut them into smaller segments. Yeah it was nasty but the fish went batshit over them. The worms weren’t too thrilled with it but I didn’t care. I’m a heartless evil bitch. I’m pretty sure fish feel pain after having driven a knife behind the heads of crappie as I cleaned them to eat them. Those little tail fins just bent and wriggled. But you know what crappie taste damned good with a side of hush puppies.

Which for those animal fanatics who might be reading this are NOT made with puppies.

The animal freaks and PETA morons really need to get a fucking life. I can just see some of their headstones when they die.

“Norbert worked to ensure that maggots lived a pain free life”

Geeeezus.

Sitting in for Rush Limbaugh. Funny!

BODIES of extinct Ice Age mammals, such as woolly mammoths, that have been frozen in permafrost for thousands of years may contain viable sperm that could be used to bring them back from the dead, scientists said yesterday.

Mammoths may roam again after 27,000 years

Oh great! If the kid sees this we’ll have to move north and buy a house with a huge backyard for Skippy his pet mammoth!

We interrupt news about the war and Mel Gibson’s rantings to bring you this piece of real news.

Big Foot Sighting In Atoka County

Looks like someone wearing a bear skin to me *rolls eyes*

I was just told by my son that rooster does not start with an “r”. Rhino starts with an “r”.

Teach me to try and argue with a rhino freak.

I’ve had a charm bracelet of some kind since I was a teenager. Richard’s in trouble because I just discovered all of the wonderful charm sites online. I’ve already ordered a spider and mammoth charm (because of Joshua lol) and an eagle charm.

I think I’ve discovered something I can collect. R’s already told me I can blow $20 a payday on charms if I want. ROFLMAO

I’d like to create theme bracelets. One with things Joshua likes, mammoths, dinosaurs, spiders, etc. One to represent our relationship, Richard and I of course, a phone, computer, Tennessee charm, Oklahoma Charm, wedding charm, and a baby charm. I could have fun with this. lol

Lame ending. Looks like the writers wrote themselves into a corner and couldn’t find a way out. Why not add one more twist at the end?

Yadda, yadda…

Chinese guy: You’re much too valuable to kill.
*Door opens and Logan’s boss (the guy on the phone) walks in*

All I can say about next season… at least he’s lost the man purse. YES!

Best visual interaction between characters: The small smile Martha gave Logan when he was confronted by the Secret Service. lol

Best line of the season: Aaron Pierce calling Logan “Charles” instead of Mr. President which was ad libbed btw from what I understand. Makes sense. Best line wasn’t written by the writers.

It will be interesting to see how Jack gets out of this one since he’s on a “slow boat to China”.

‘24′ star stays on Fox clock: Sutherland inks 3-year deal

That’s great. Good for him. A few suggestions:

Pick up the pace and don’t take 5 minutes of storyline and drag it out for an hour.

Show the man eating and drinking once in awhile. He’s supposed to be human, right?

Ditch the School Marm (Audrey)

and

Ditch the PURSE! It is a purse! It doesn’t matter how he puts it on it’s still a purse! Get him a vest with tons of pockets, a fanny pack, I don’t care what he uses but Jack Bauer carrying a purse is a bit much.

Oh. I just figured out why he carries the purse. It must have a urinal in it so his bladder doesn’t burst! ;D

It’s simple really.

President Logan = Kaiser Soze*

*see: The Usual Suspects