Students were assigned to read 2 books, “Titanic” & “My Life” byBill Clinton. One smart ass student turned in the following book report, with the premise that they were nearly identical stories. His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report:
Titanic: $29.99, Clinton: $29.99. Titanic: Over 3 hours to read, Clinton: Over 3 hours to read. Titanic: The story of Jack & Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. Titanic: Jack is a starving artist. Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist. Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar. Clinton: Ditto for Bill. Titanic: During ordeal, Rose’s dress gets ruined. Clinton: Ditto for Monica. Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit. Clinton: Let’s not go there. Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry. Clinton: Monica’s forced to return her gifts. Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life. Clinton: Clintondoesn’t remember Jack……. Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen. Clinton: Monica…..ooh, let’s not go there, either. Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death. Clinton: Bill goes home to Hilary…… basically the same thing.
January 31st, 2006 at 9:49 am
I thought the title was “My Lie”