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December 31, 2008

You’re going out to look at an apartment today.
You wake up look in the mirror and realize being sick has caused you to look like Ricky the punch drunk raccoon.
You decide it might be a good idea to wear makeup.
Then you realize that you have probably packed your makeup while packing boxes in your room.
Crap…

That’s it.. I’m giving away anything that’s not absolutely necessary

December 30, 2008

Richard told me the other night to use my judgement on what to give to Goodwill.
Hmm… the whole apartment?!?!
Packing clothing doesn’t bother me. That’s what garbage bags were created for. Either cover them on the hangers or shove them in. They also make excellent box filler for the tons of books we have. Would [...]

Apartment hunting sucks

We had one we were interested in but the only apartment they have open is on the second floor and has old carpet. No go on the second floor because of Richard’s CP and NO on the old carpet because of allergies/asthma. The company that manages it also manages 3 others we were interested in. [...]

Hubby’s first day at the new job

December 29, 2008

Good lord what a start. The kid woke me up at 5:15 giving birth to a small bovine. Nightmare or something. Staggered around in a fog and managed to fix Richard something to eat. Simple today. Brain dead. Now he’s getting ready to leave around 8. He only works until noon today then they’re taking [...]

For all you “Santa’s Assistants” out there

December 24, 2008

We all know of NORAD’s Santa tracking site but here is one I recently found that is a bit more original.
Santa Update
It will be updated all day today.
Added later…
*Ahem* Notice the countdown on the sidebar. I love that movie! Santa came early and brought me a version of Monopoly based on A Christmas Story and [...]

Yes, Virginia there is a Santa Claus

This classic editorial, written by Francis P. Church, was first published in The New York Sun in 1897.
Dear Editor -
I am 8 years old. Some of my little friends say there is no Santa Claus. Papa says, “If you see it in The Sun, it’s so.” Please tell me the truth, is there a [...]

Picture with Santa

The elf who took the picture moved. lol

I’d like to personally bitch slap Al Gore

December 23, 2008

I’m freezing my ass off here trying listen for the phone. Still waiting for the background check to come back. Lord, I’d love to curl up in a blanket right now but if I did I’d go right to sleep. Better to be a bit cold and awake I guess.
Sheesh….

Saddest Christmas movie EVER!

December 21, 2008

I watched “The Christmas Shoes” yesterday and DAMN that was the saddest thing I’ve ever seen. I’m not stupid. I remember when the story made it’s appearance on the internet. If I recall after reading the e-mail it was in I put my head down on my desk and sobbed. lol
I was sitting there yesterday, [...]

I took a baseball bat to Spam Karma

December 20, 2008

I had no idea it was eating EVERYTHING anyone commented.
*Sniff* I thought I’d gotten too boring for people to comment.