We’ve been searching for more information on Richard’s family. It’s been like pulling teeth. Some of it is due to lazy recording of information, misspellings, and incomplete records. In one instance we couldn’t find anything about one of his relatives. In another we’ve searched cemetery listings and photos in the areas where his relatives died. I suggested a few options to explain the lack of records to Richard.
1. His family were aliens. There were beamed down and BINGO they were here.
2. Because they were aliens they don’t show up in cemetery records because they simply beamed out.
3. They were vampires. They never died. They just changed their names.
4. That somewhere in Michigan and Ohio there is a huge closet with their bodies stacked in it.